Jesus Christ's resume. :)

People say that if you want to start your year right, decluttering is the way to go.

It's a way of clearing ang cleaning out your stuff, getting rid of old stuff that aren't necessary and getting past things that has been pulling you back.

Well, it is the second of the month of the year and I am just starting to fumble through old files and pictures-because err, the first month was spent mostly in looking for new opportunities to support this trip that I've been planning for.

Since I just started trying to organize my stuff and all, I will be posting random articles, passages, pictures, even journal entries (good'ol high school stuff) on this site. :)

So I start. Ages ago, mom sent me this. I cannot remember why exactly but this one's really inspiring since we are talking about decluttering. This reminds us to remember that no matter how good we are, we cannot top Him and his greatness. Here goes :)

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20

Phone: Romans 10:13

Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent

you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your

heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)

The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through

me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).

I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills & Work Experiences

Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor

to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives

free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at

liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me

shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse

you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and

understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See

Colossians 2:3).

My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto

your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms

44:21).

Major Accomplishments

I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all

times, (See Genesis 1:26).

I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them

openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!

There are many more major accomplishments, to many to mention here.

You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the

BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my

website.

References

Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings,

salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural

guidance

In Summation

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only

candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your

heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs

3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can

I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

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I hope we hire him. :)